Closed Source Media Update 3 -LF Interview

We're very proud of our newest contributor to CSM. He's a free-speech advocate, political straight shooter, and not tied down to any moribund ideology. (I just said "moribund." Isn't that awesome?)

Best of all, a cursory glance indicates that he probably has no skeletons in his closet whatsoever. Please welcome LARRY FLYNT!

CSM: We're so glad you could join us, Larry. Because you're famous, and that makes us seem all important and stuff.

LF: Yeah, there was a movie about me starring Woody Harrelson.

CSM: But isn't that kinda mean that they called it "White Men Can't Jump"? Because you're in a wheelchair. Of course you can't jump. Seems insensitive.

LF: I would slap you right now, but that's not the Bible's way.

CSM: Wait. You're an expert on theology now?

LF: Yes (winks a few times). Any time I'm on TV, that's what I discuss (winks again).

CSM: Dude, I think you might be having a stroke or something.

LF: That's what my priest, Chuck Amazon, keeps telling me.

CSM: Chuck Amazon?

LF: I know, it's a silly name. But he doesn't actually exist. He's an ironic unreliable narrator on my blog.

CSM: So what's the focus of your blog?

LF: Oh, it's mostly about Julie Scott. I try to give her moral guidance and stuff.

CSM: And you make a living doing that?

LF: Not exactly.

CSM: What do you do?

LF: What? What? You'll have to speak up, sonny.

CSM: But you're rolling your wheelchair away from me really fast. Hey! Wait!

Oh well, that's it for now. But I have a feeling we'll be hearing a lot from our pal L.F.