Hey, it really happens.

Look, someone changed 'Christmas' to holiday in an utterly random and mildly nonsensical fashion, as they were discussing someone else's posts on Christmas songs, and even said the dreaded word two sentences later. Odd. I thought that was imaginary.

And maybe I will call Bill O' Reilly, mister!

Probably not, though. Hey, did you know they have whole wheat Goldfish now? They taste pretty good, too.